abadeers:

this is fucking terrifying

this is not the scotland we want

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» a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy

lareinaana:

arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.

impossiblefandoms:

smartass-fallen-angel:

ten-and-donna:

masukunda:

devourthegalaxy:

sayingnotostatusquo:

alwayscastle17:

dauntless-nerdfighter:

THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people

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And last but not least…

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OH. MY. GOD.

IT GOT BETTER

It got so much better

This is life

babygoatsandfriends:

lovelylops:

the things i find on the internet 

unmute it

mesmerizing

witchchad:

batdude:

nananananananananananabatman:

stand:

bookjunkie26:

samswittyusername:

alangwiggy:

madmothmiko:

acolytejezebel:

Impossible!!

How do you even…. ?

This is the type of stage pageantry that people pay hundreds to see. Imagine how long the costume designer took intricately put into making those dresses the people behind the scene are the true heroes of theater 

The one on the right is a true work of art

THEATRE

AH YES THEATRE

i saw cinderella on broadway and when this happened i was like wuht the frick

OK YES

BUT

HOW

Chad, care to explain?

THANK YOU SHANTHI I WOULD ABSOLUTELY LOVE TO

lets start with the fairy godmother because hers is pretty simple when you get down to it. the cloak she’s wearing is technically the underside of her gown. The train is folded up onto her so that when it falls, it reveals the top of the gown and the old rags seem to melt away, when they actually just return to the underside/inside of the dress.

Now Cinderella’s gown is a bit more tricky. It requires a lot of very tricky folding and tying things up. Her peasant blouse and vest are actually connected to her green overskirt, with the many layers of her ball gown tucked into it. when she pulls the string from her vest, it releases the boning and tulle that is stuffed into it so that it springs out, effectively overlapping her old blouse and vest, which were hiding the bodice, and practically turning this dress inside out. her hair and tiara are tucked underneath her wrap, which has extra hair attached to it to give the illusion of a total change in hairstyle. once untied, the excess hair falls away and the tiara springs upright, same as the fairy godmothers headpiece does. if you look close enough, you can see when she spins that her old rags are still underneath her petticoat, and will be removed once the actress walks offstage so that it can be made ready to stuff layers back into.

APPRECIATE YOUR COSTUMERS, WE ARE ENGINEERS.

thecsph:

Sex positivity means many things, but it does not mean that all sex is positive or enjoyable.

fangirlinginleatherboots:

Alright here’s the announcement.

I’m agender, as far as I can tell. I still like dressing up as a girl though. I prefer they/them, but really any pronoun is fine, gendered or not.

I would like to be called Lucy, casually at least. Lou is also fine.

Thank you!

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

» -=- Candy Corn Meringue

dessert-ology:

These candy corn meringues are even better than the candy that inspired them!

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iamshadowthehedgehog:

yifferpines:

I told my best friend I could recite an entire episode of Spongebob from memory and I did

holy shit

in3ffable-lib3rty:

black—lamb:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

Read more here

black privilege….

they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution
it’s really scary
it’s really infuriating
it’s really exhausting

mini-tuffs:

rebornica:

Mike the night watch

OH MAH GOD